Food and Coffee or lack hereof!

At one stage I actually thought that I was part of a hidden camera jest.

I have never experienced such gastronomical terror, as when I sunk my teeth into the would-have-loved-to-be-a-sandwich-but-never-quite-made-it and subsequently drank the nearest liuid in a desperate attempt to save my life. Unfortunately I was exposing my body to the black-fluid-which-has-yet-to-meet-a-coffee-bean.