At one stage I actually thought that I was part of a hidden camera jest.
I have never experienced such gastronomical terror, as when I sunk my teeth into the would-have-loved-to-be-a-sandwich-but-never-quite-made-it and subsequently drank the nearest liuid in a desperate attempt to save my life. Unfortunately I was exposing my body to the black-fluid-which-has-yet-to-meet-a-coffee-bean.
Although andreas might have a big brain, it is unfortunately dwarfed by his insanely big ego.
Never before have I seen a man putting such an effort into stage setting himself at a conference.
He completely ruined several interesting panel debates by spending more than 30 minutes of the one hour sessions talking about him self in a veeeeery sloooooooow and annoooooooyyyying voice.
Please, please, please never use him again